Let's talk about one of the members of the Sugar Gang!
Today, I'll introduce you to Bob D. A.K.A Asst. commissioner (of the Italian Open), Rocco, Desi. Lori's Dad, Sugars Father in law (sort of). Bob is Facilities Manager at Lori's Golf Shoppe. Bob's photo is seen at right. Please note how exhausted Bob looks. Bob just completed 2 hours of cigarette butt removal, from the parking lot. Bob looks very sporty in his vintage 1970's, prison work release jacket. Bob is a 16 handicap who will wear your butt out on a short to medium length track. If your wondering where he hit his drive, just look at the 150 yd. marker, it's usually near it. Bob has a heart of gold! The first time we met he ordered 2 beers (for my friend and I) from the beverage cart lady. Bob charged right up to her and ordered 2 Ding-a-Lings (Yueng Ling). God Bless him. We should be hearing from Bob as soon as the weather gets a little warmer.
The new year is a perfect time to get your clubs re gripped. It's also a good time to change out your nasty towels and take a 2 or 3 dozen balls that you will never use out of your golf bag. Cart attendants around the country will appreciate it.
Tomorrow, I think I'll write about the Monday after the Masters tournament. That's a tournament thrown by Darius Rucker (Hootie) at Barefoot Golf Resort.
Hope all is well. Knock in the short grass and then knock onto the shorter grass.
God Bless, Sugar.

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